You might not think an old-fashioned soda fountain would be welcoming to the likes of a pink octopus with long lashes. But this was a very progressive soda fountain. Flavoured with watermelon and tangerine.
For everyone who struggles with being an adult, just remember: don't train too hard - no one likes TOO much adult. Men's shoe size 7-12. 61% combed cotton; 36% nylon; 3% spandex.
I have a lot of experience, I've been at this for a long time. And I know what I need to succeed. Booze, and lots of it. But only the expensive kind. That's the trick. 8 pieces of candy-coated, cinnamon-flavoured gum in each box.
I usually do the dishes. I almost always put the seat down. I only forgot our anniversary once! Ok, twice. Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I f***ing love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it. Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.